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The Good Life

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Pina Coladas

Get crazy once in a while

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Napoleon marches off alone

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

Desert Island Raking

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'