Passive Adventurer Gifts

The Good Life

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Pina Coladas

Get crazy once in a while

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Napoleon marches off alone

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."