Passing Down Responsibilities Pillows

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

The Buck Never Stops.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

The Heirs

"... and to my husband I leave f*** all!"

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

Stressed over time management (colour)

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

'Doug and I have agreed to stay together until the children and his hedge fund are grown.'

The Husband Caddie

'Because you're the guy.'

"That completes the reading of her will. She also left an S.O.P. for how to live with you, should you ever remarry."

"Congratulations! You are now in charge of taking all the blame in case of this company's failure!"

"She left you nothing. Sorry for your loss."

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

"One day son this will all be the banks."

'What happened to your paternity leave?'

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest, so he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

'Fair enough, he left everything in his will to the cat, but does she have to rub our faces in it?'

'Your father didn't exactly leave his brain to science. He left it to his psychiatrist to settle an outstanding bill.'

"I can't wait to see what George left me in his will."

'I always thought he lived in Margate?'

"And lastly you have Cedric, our oldest ghost employee..."

"Down the corridor, third right, and take with you as many as you think you'll need."

'Your grandfather's will is quite specific. You just get his ashes... and those only after they're been sifted and any gold teeth removed!'