Passing Down The Family Business Pillows

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

Mom's The Boss

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."