Passenger Rights Advocate Gifts

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Is Driving Doomed?

SF NO

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

They Always Say That

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

US Health Care.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

"It'll have to come down."

Europe and Refugees

End Of The Line

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.