Passenger Rights Advocate Gifts

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

US Health Care.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

"It'll have to come down."

End Of The Line

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Europe and Refugees

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."