Passage Picker T-Shirts

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Rainbow/Horizon

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"He's very finicky."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

EU money addiction

"I get paid by the word."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

'I said she might like it.'

This Way/That Way

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

Mushrooms Fashion

"It's O.K. I've got it."

Kenwood Park

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

Prisoner.

'Never mind the economy size. Get the small, expensive box we can afford.'

"We're out of grape. All I am saying is give peach a chance!"

'I was a hacker. I got in by guessing the password.'