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'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Bibliomaniac

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Reading in the family.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

The Scenic Route

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

EU money addiction

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"I get paid by the word."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

Writer's block

"Ask me about mazes."

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

Coffee Table eBooks.

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."