Literary Picker T-Shirts

"I get paid by the word."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

The Scenic Route

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Subway Library

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Crime section.

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

EU money addiction

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Ask me about mazes."

Best wines book

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

“How was the beach?”

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.

Oranges, lemons and limes.

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'