Literary Picker Pillows

"I get paid by the word."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

The Scenic Route

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Subway Library

Crime section.

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

EU money addiction

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

Me, picking fruit.

“How was the beach?”

"Ask me about mazes."

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

Best wines book

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

The British, Picking Fruit