Knit Picker Pillows

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Knitted Kitty.

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Sportknitting

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'How to speak Woman.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Wooly mammoth

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Watch out for number one.

Sheep Knitting.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'