Knit Picker Pillows

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Knitted Kitty.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Sportknitting

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'How to speak Woman.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Live Laugh Knit

Wooly mammoth

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Watch out for number one.