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"Ask me about mazes."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Billy. The Kid.

The Fourth Little Pig

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

No-Work Orange

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.