Party Pioneer Pillows

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Disco Owls

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Pioneers of the ancient west

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Davy Crocat

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."