Party Pioneer Mugs

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Disco Owls

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Vivienne Westwood

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"We wish we could drink the water."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Davy Crocat

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.