Particle Pioneer Pillows

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

"Not again!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Queen of Quinoa

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Subatomic particles

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.