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Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

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"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Ascent of Woman

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

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"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"That's more like it!"

Wagon

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Have they no shame?"