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Dr. Slammer's Defiance

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'Malty tasking.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'