Party Decorator T-Shirts

'Nope - I think I'm good thanks!'

Santa Claus's Mail

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas Tree

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Happy Easter

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Happy Turkey Day!

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Face Painting.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.