Party Decorator Pillows

'Nope - I think I'm good thanks!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

Happy Easter

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Happy Turkey Day!

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"