Partner With A Messy Side Gifts

'Doesn't he ever wash these things?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Mixed Doubles.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

You are simply the Greatest

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

I love ewe.

"Wanna play?"

"You complete me."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."