Partner Who Loves Hiking Gifts

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Fly Fishing

'Echo Tourism'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Nature Lovers

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Earth Reset Button.

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.