Partner Who Loves Hiking Gifts

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Fly Fishing

'Echo Tourism'

'Oh, crap.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Nature Lovers

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Earth Reset Button.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.