Partner Separated By Distance Pillows

I'm merry Christmissing you.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

You are not forgotten!

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

International date line.

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

The Face Mask

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Snowman fantasy

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

'Remember when I threatened suicide the first time you went home to your mother!'

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

Love in social networks

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"