"Just saying, I feel your social-distancing guidelines could lighten up a bit."
Socially Distant Lovers Pillows
Add comfort and humor to any space with pillows featuring witty messages for socially distant lovers. Ideal for cozy nights or long-distance hugs in pillow form.
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
Did you miss me?
'Modern romance'
"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."
Bubbling
You are not forgotten!
Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.
Even though we have to keep our distance...
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.
Stay apart & stay happy
The New Normal
The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
Elbow Sex
Welcome to the Ask Sadie Radio Advice Hour. You're on Vancouver. It's my boyfriend. He's so distant. No emotionally
I love you
Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.
Happy Birthday
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
'Ere what's your game It's been three weeks since you brought me a letter from my girlfriend.'
COVID 22
Socially Distant Lovers Pillows Collection
Socially Distant Lovers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the humor and warmth of socially distant lovers. Find the ideal mug to make their mornings brighter.
Socially Distant Lovers Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating love across the miles. Bring humor and heart to their home with these creative wall decor options.
Socially Distant Lovers T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for socially distant couples. Celebrate love with humor and style—perfect for showing off their unique bond.