Socially Distanced Dater Pillows

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Modern romance'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

Bubbling

'That must be my computer date.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Online Romance

Cyber Love

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

Using a social media app to date

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."