Particle Accelerator Enthusiast Gifts

The Black Hole Commission

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Physiciatrist...

Subatomic particles

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Albert Einstein and book

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

Einstein

Galileo vs Aristotle

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"I never expected to collide into you!"

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

The World Before Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Center of Gravity - stay back.