Parody Collectors Pillows

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"