Parody Collector Pillows

Errands: the Magazine for the Errands Life Style

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

An overweight Batman ignores a bat signal

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Donald Trump

The Four Mr Men of the Apocalypse

Occu-Pie Mars

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Bert's dog training.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Trump! The Musical

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Night of the Zombonies.

Banana Split...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Cake Free Zone

E-Baying @ The Moon