Parliament Gifts

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

MP opens letter - A tiny lady pops out of envelope.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

"The opposition think they are the government in waiting and the government is the opposition in waiting."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'Take a letter,'

Mice in the Commons

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

Br... No Exit

How To Spot A Politician

The Filibuster.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

Theresa May's ignores a stab in the back.

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

William Hague as a punk.

Newly Married M.P. and his Wife

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Brexit Cliff Edge

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

Ed Miliband

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'The greenest government ever?'

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

"Finally, an honest politician."

A chance meeting in westminster hall

Politician with lots of address books