Parliament Watcher Gifts

'How did they know he was lying?'

"Busy? More like overrun - what with MPs in their touchy-feely jostling for promotion hysteria!"

Brexit Monster

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

The End of Trump?

Worthless B*****ds

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Abdullah Debate

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

The Kraken

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

Report No Evil

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Famous Pieces of Paper

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

George Will

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

United States of Cheney.

Brexit Cliff Edge

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'The GOP Jobs Bills in Congress!'

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Hillary's New Math