Parliament Pillows

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

MP opens letter - A tiny lady pops out of envelope.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'

"The opposition think they are the government in waiting and the government is the opposition in waiting."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'Take a letter,'

Mice in the Commons

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

How To Spot A Politician

Br... No Exit

The Filibuster.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Newly Married M.P. and his Wife

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

William Hague as a punk.

Theresa May's ignores a stab in the back.

Brexit Cliff Edge

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

Politician with lots of address books

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

MP's vote.

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

A chance meeting in westminster hall

'Am I an additional cost or an incidental expense?'

"Be nice to everyone you bully on the way up because you might need to bully them on the way down."