Parliament Fan Pillows

New member of parliament

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Mice in the Commons

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Pot and Kettle

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."