Parks Official Gifts

Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dog Park

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

No littering...

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

"I told him we needed more string."

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Life's a Bench.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'