Parks Department Employee Gifts

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'The child is very illogical'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Labrador for sale

Happy Tots Day Care.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."