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"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Take a bow!

"Home school marching band"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Still on your left."

Artistic Licence.

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'Bon Bons Away!'

Parkour for the over-40s.

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'I play it to kill time.'

Parkour Breakfast

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

Titian

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

Super high bounce trampoline park

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

Ballet Beggar.

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

Parkour championship

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

'The following have fees outstanding...'

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."