Parkour Instructor T-Shirts

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Dance.

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

You're never too old for ballet!

Dance.

Ballet Lovers

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Bow

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

Tango

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Dancing

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Aerobics Class.

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"