Parkour Instructor Mugs

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dance.

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

You're never too old for ballet!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Ballet Lovers

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Dancing

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

Tango

Bow

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Aerobics Class.

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Ladies in Lycra

"Look, I'm doing the human!"