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'You turned our front yard into a what?!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Cake Free Zone

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

"It's worse than I thought."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Psychic car mechanics.

When did you last have your oil changed?

CLEAR!

"It's garage music."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

Say ahhhh.

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."