Parents And Children Pillows

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Boy on father's knee

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Young Godzilla.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Early Night Club

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Childhood's End

Sweets

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

"You call that a made bed?"

Naive.

'Young man, face it. There's not going to be a regime change around here!'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

'I need a helping hand.'

"I only get them to please my dad."

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'