Parenting Prepper Pillows

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

Family Planning - "Have you tried sex yet ?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Which one's yours?"

Prepper Dog

S.O.S. vaccine

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

Trick or Treatment.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Safe harbour

Hazmat suit

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

Transmitting Swine Flu.

101 Placenta Recipes

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Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

"The nursery is almost finished."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."