Parenthood Prepper Pillows

"Which one's yours?"

101 Placenta Recipes

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Baby pram as a tank

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Toys in the DVD Player.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

The End is Nigh

S.O.S. vaccine

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Maternity Arrivals

"He seems to be a bit of a crybaby."

"Are we there yet?"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Trick or Treatment.

D-Day (Dad Day)

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'They can be so modest at this age.'