Parenting Legend Pillows

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"How is it gendered?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

JAMES BONDING

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"I mean, he does have a point."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Mother will catch you!'

The conversion.

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'