Parenting Juggler Gifts

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Parent problems..

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

The relay race

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

'Help' Kid's text messaging charges.'

'Quick, Harry, I need a presentation before I go to my daughter's show and tell.'

Toilet Training

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"First break since 2008."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Baby On Boardroom

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?