Motherhood Juggler Gifts

Happy Mom's Day.

"I'll have the oat milk latte with extra sugar."

"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"First break since 2008."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Baby On Boardroom

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."