The Baby in the Theatre
Parent Juggler Gifts
Looking for a gift for the parent juggler? Find witty and thoughtful items that honor their incredible ability to balance work, family, and everything in between. These creative presents add humor and warmth to their busy days.
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."
"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"
Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."
Woman with kids at husbands office.
'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'
'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'
"First break since 2008."
'Save us!'
'I don't have time for throwing up.'
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
Baby On Boardroom
Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life
Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.
If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?
Acclaimed mother.
Balancing Family and Work
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'
'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'
"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."
"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."
Parent Juggler Gifts Collection
Parent Juggler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the parent juggler theme—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for daily coffee or tea.
Parent Juggler Pillows
Browse pillows that showcase the parent juggler’s talent for balancing it all—stylish and hilarious accents for any space.
Parent Juggler Prints
Discover prints that creatively depict the busy life of a parent juggler—ideal for inspiring or amusing their living space.
Parent Juggler T-Shirts
Check out our creative t-shirts that celebrate the parent juggler—witty designs that add humor to their wardrobe.