'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'
Juggling Parent Gifts
Looking for a gift for a juggling parent? Our collection features playful and witty items that honor their amazing multitasking skills. From humorous mugs to charming t-shirts, find the perfect way to celebrate their everyday balancing act and bring a smile to their busy days.
"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."
'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'
'It says I need to delegate. How would you like to make some sales calls today, son?'
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.
"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."
Woman with kids at husbands office.
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'
"First break since 2008."
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
'I don't have time for throwing up.'
'Save us!'
'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'
'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.
Baby On Boardroom
Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life
If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?
Balancing Family and Work
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'
'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'
"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
Juggling Parent Gifts Collection
Juggling Parent Mugs
Explore our collection of juggling parent mugs filled with witty sayings and charming cartoons—perfect for brightening their mornings.
Juggling Parent Pillows
Find cozy pillows that honor juggling parents, combining fun illustrations with stylish home decor that celebrates their superpowers.
Juggling Parent Prints
Browse our artistic prints celebrating juggling parents, crafted to add a humorous and heartfelt touch to any space.
Juggling Parent T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts celebrating juggling parents, featuring clever designs that showcase their multitasking mastery with a playful edge.