'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'
Juggling Dad Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the lively spirit of a juggling dad? Explore our collection of witty and charming products that celebrate his talent for multitasking and his fun-loving nature. Perfect for inspiring smiles and making his day special, these gifts bring humor and warmth to the busy dad who masters every challenge with a smile.
"Please, Kaitlin, not while daddy's obsessing."
"It was at this point that our wives left us."
Children's Parties
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'
'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."
Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
Giant ape juggling planes and captive.
"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"
"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."
Woman with kids at husbands office.
Keeping all the balls in the air - skills
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'
'I don't have time for throwing up.'
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'
'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'
"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
'Save us!'
"First break since 2008."
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'
Juggler and Illusionist
Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.
If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?
"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."
Baby On Boardroom
'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'
Juggling Dad Gifts Collection
Juggling Dad Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more juggling dad designs that add humor and warmth to his morning routine.
Juggling Dad Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort, perfect for showcasing his juggling skills in a fun, decorative way.
Juggling Dad Prints
Browse our art prints to find vibrant, humorous pieces that salute the creative spirit of a master multitasker.
Juggling Dad T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for more stylish and amusing options celebrating the energetic juggling dad.