Parenting Challengers Gifts

Violent Computer Games and the Young

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Suffering from Cooties?

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Yummy Mummies

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Fathers are Heroes

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

The relay race

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

Oops.

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

Daughter/psychiatrist

'That's enough Rusty.'