Parental Guidance Adventurer Gifts

'How many times have I told you to stop playing with that calculator?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'How many fingers do you see?'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

'Baby escape.'

'My mother made me apply.'

Nope, not how you change her diaper.