Parental Guidance Adventurer Mugs

'How many times have I told you to stop playing with that calculator?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'She is being impossible again.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

'Baby escape.'

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.