Parental Challenge Adventurer Mugs

'But Mummy, why can't he sleep over? I slept over at his place last week...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I mean...'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

It's a Boy

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Baby in Bike Basket

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Desert Mirage

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Too Short Vacation Ahead

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.