Parental Challenges Enthusiast Mugs

Mother Love is Without Logic

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Growth Charts

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Crying baby

Early childhood development

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"My first Father's day!"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?